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For a complete list of my patterns, please visit my Ravelry page. If you are not a Ravelry user, I am slowly (slowly) uploading more recent patterns to Gumroad. All prices are listed in USD.

Iced Pumpkin Spice

Price: Free
Needles: US5 (3.75mm)
Yarn: worsted
Techniques: knit, purl, fold over hem, cables (2sts).

A fitted cabled cowl to match the Pumpkin Head hat. Can be knit in one or two colors. Includes instructions to adjust size.

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Pumpkin Head

Price: $2.99
Needles: US5 (3.75mm)
Yarn: worsted
Techniques: knit, purl, picking up stitches, cables (2 sts), yarn over, k2tog.

A slouchy cabled hat with a garter stitch brim.

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I am a Delicate Flower

Price: $.99
Needles: US9 (5.5mm)
Yarn: bulky
Techniques: knit, purl, stranded color work, knit in the round.

A basic boot topper for wide calves. Customize them to any size, large or small!

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Electrolite Socks

Price: $1.99
Needles: US1 (2mm)
Yarn: fingering weight
Techniques: increase, decrease, knitting in the round, knitting flat, slipped stitches, short rows.

Inspired by THE FERRYMEN.


Phryne’s Favorite Cloche

Price: $1.99
Needles: US6 (4mm)
Yarn: sport weight
Techniques: increase, decrease, knitting in the round, knitting flat, slipped stitches, basic sewing skills (to attach embellishments)

A simple hat pattern with a twist! Inspired by the 1920s.


Release the Kraken!
Price: $1.99
Hook: I (5.5mm)
skills: crochet flat & in the round, increases, basic sewing skills

A super easy crocheted scarf pattern, inspired by Davey Jones’s locker.

Don’t Cross Me!
Price: $2.99

Needles: US 7
Yarn: Red Heart With Love, Carron One Pound
Techniques: Illusion

For those days when you’re feeling slightly homicidal, I present Don’t Cross Me, the illusion scarf that looks like crime scene tape!

Suitable for even beginning knitters, this scarf uses a basic knit and purl pattern to create lettering that only appears when viewed on an angle.

Price: $1.99

Needles: US 6
Yarn: Fibra Natura Exquisite Bamboo
Techniques: Entrelac

Ravelry description: This entrelac cowl is much simpler than it looks! Suitable for someone who has never worked entrelac before, or someone familiar with the technique. It includes the slightest bit of shaping for a more comfortable fit. Looks great in a multicolored yarn!

Fuck You!
Price: $1.99

Needles: US 8
Yarn: Loops n’ Threads Impeccable Solids
Techniques: Illusion knitting. Can you read a pattern/chart? Can you knit? Can you purl? Then you can make this pattern.

This pattern was inspired by the Night Wars series of books by Missouri Dalton, including The Hanged Man’s Ghost and The Night Shift. The pattern includes both written instructions and a chart.

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