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Don’t Cross Me!

I've got a new pattern up! Don't Cross Me is now available in my Ravelry shop for $4.99, or you can purchase the PDF through the patterns tab at the top of the this page.As an added bonus, followers of this blog and members of my Ravelry group can use the coupon code "Censored1" to get… Continue reading Don’t Cross Me!

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Out of Context

Hey, look! It's a finished object!Pattern: Context by Kristen BrineyYarn: main color--Cephalopod Yarns Skinny Bugga in a grey that I can't find on their site, "Geek". Contrast color is Bugga in "Spanish Dancer." (70% superwash Merino wool, 20% cashmere, 10% nylon. Skinny Bugga is fingering weight, Bugga is sport weight). I used a full ball… Continue reading Out of Context

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That Wooshing Noise…

It is currently 11:39 p.m. on Wednesday night, which makes this post a full 12 hours later than I usually post. And since I still have about four rows left on my current project, which will not get done tonight, and I think my self-imposed deadline is pretty well shot.I'm working on the Context Scarf… Continue reading That Wooshing Noise…

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Okay, so I didn't quite make it to the September 1 mark, but I just had to say: People are awesome. The FU scarf kind of went viral at the Ravelry level within the first 24 hours, and spent more than a day as the #1 viewed pattern on the site (out of 309,000+) before… Continue reading Thanks.

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The Scarf that Shall Not Be Named

Long, long overdue, it's release day for the Super Secret Project, the Scarf that Shall Now Be Named (Warning: foul language ahead).May I present: Fuck You!This is a super easy scarf with a big attitude! If you can knit and purl, then you can make this scarf.Extra wide for extra warmth, it's nice and long.… Continue reading The Scarf that Shall Not Be Named