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The Scarf that Shall Not Be Named

Long, long overdue, it’s release day for the Super Secret Project, the Scarf that Shall Now Be Named (Warning: foul language ahead).

May I present: Fuck You!

This is a super easy scarf with a big attitude! If you can knit and purl, then you can make this scarf.

Extra wide for extra warmth, it’s nice and long. From a frontal perspective, it’s a plain-jane stripe–nothing special. But check it out from an angle:
This pattern is based on a project that Fynn works on in The Hanged Man’s Ghost, and it’s one I’ve been wanting to make for a while.

Even though it looks complicated, if you can knit and purl, you can make this scarf.

This pattern is available for free via Ravelry download (you will need an account to view the page, but they are free and they won’t send you emails or anything).

The Night Wars books (The Hanged Man’s Ghost, The Night Shift, and several short stories) are written by Missouri Dalton, and are available for download or purchase from Torquere Press, here. They can also be purchased from

The pattern is a FREE download via Get it here: download now

ETA: This pattern is currently the #1 pattern on Ravelry!! Thanks!

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